Tuesday, January 5, 2010

5 Rules For A Happy Life

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a good job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.


Sincerely,
Tiger Woods

Ha! I had to share - my good friend Chuck sent me that today and I got a good laugh. Happy New Year friends!! I wonder...could it be possible that good ol' Tiger might be next in line for an "uncalled for" nomination for the Nobel Peace Prize? You never know what this year could hold. I don't intend for the purpose of my blog to ever be too political...but I wonder how many people actually are aware - in light of President Obama's Nobel Peace Prize nomination and victory last year - that Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin, and Benito Mussolini were all nominated for that very same award. Just something to consider...